Diana's Diary

a vault of venting and
a mausoleum of musings
(not to mention,
an abode of alliteration)

2003-04-14 - 7:07 p.m.

Diana Seaborne's Guide To Life

To Do:

Learn to become evil manipulative bitch (to be used for self-defense/retribution ONLY).

Stop telling people things that will come back to bite me in the ass later (possibly have jaw wired shut?).

Search monster.com and careerbuilder.com for job descriptions with the keywords "hideous malcontent." (Not for me--for someone else. Really.)

Crush, kill, and destroy as needed.

Finish laundry.

Stop calling people who don't want to talk to me (cancel cell phone service?).

Make recording of self saying "Yes, mmm, uh-huh" to be played into phone when "conversing" with people who do want to talk to me.

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