Diana's Diary

2001-07-17 - 5:00 p.m.

General Crankiness

Message to the Biggest Hypocrite in the Universe: PPPPPPPPBBBBTH!!! And you're not as hot as you think you are.

Item: I have a new baby cousin. My uncle and aunt gave him a horrible name. His first name has 11 letters. He has two middle names. And his last name is hyphenated. It's too much for a little kid. Plus, the names don't flow together all that well. Ah yes, and the capper: the new baby's big sister (she's 4) picked out his first name--the name of her class's pet gerbil. Oi. When my mother was pregnant with me, Sis wanted my name to be "Bullwinkle." I'm glad my parents were smart enough not to listen!

Item: I'm going to a softball game tonight. Company team, I'm rooting them on. So long as they don't make me play...

Message to JB: Forget yesterday happened.

Item: I have to go to work eeearly (even for me) tomorrow. Not happy about that.

Item: I'm not really loving the haircut I got last week. It looked good right when I left, because the woman had put all of that styling gunk in my hair, but since I don't normally do that, it's been looking kind of eh. The short pieces are doing this weird wavy thing.

-Diana, signing off.

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2003-12-16 - Ow! My Nose!
2003-12-15 - 'Tis the Season...For Moving
2003-11-17 - Rush, Rush
2003-11-03 - Apartment Hunting Sucks
2003-10-22 - Apparently, "nauseated" is a good look for me.

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